How did this get 71,000 notes?!
Also, now that tumblr is being bought by yahoo, does this mean I will finally get paid for every note generated? And if so, can I declare that payment as fishing boat proceeds?!
Agent Coulson has taught me that if you deny a character death completely, that character will come back.
Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Starring Martin Freeman as "the poor guy pulled into this crazy adventure by someone way weirder than him and darnit all he wants is some tea"
- Sherlock: See above.
- The Hobbit: See above.
My dad says that a man can’t be raped by a woman. Reblog this to show my dad how many people think he’s wrong.
This seriously bothers me. Rape is when you force someone to have sexual intercourse with you without their consent. Gender doesn’t change anything. Anyone can be raped.
that-snowflake-sure-is-special:
Here’s a new entry for my list of reasons why I love Gordon Ramsay.
Gordon
Ramsaygordon ramsay’s cook-along blog
