Never forget to smile. :)

Oct 14

Anonymous said: u take a lot of selfies. do u think ur pretty or smoething? ur not

useyourwordsasher:

nowitsaaron:

creepyyeha:

molotowcocktease:

bottomupcas:

hi there, anon. i didn’t realize i took a lot of selfies. thanks for the info. so, your question was whether i think i’m pretty. you already answered that no, i am not. 

and i have to agree, anon. i don’t think i’m pretty bc i’m not.

i’m fat.

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i always have a double chin.

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i constantly look like i haven’t slept in a week bc of my dark circles

and, i always look sunburnt. idfk why

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i have this white line across my nose that makeup can’t cover up 

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i have tons of wrinkles on my forehead. like what the hell? i’m 25

also, it’s the size of fucking texas

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i still don’t know how to smile in pictures bc i hate my fucking teeth

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my feet are flat. my hips are huge. my boobs are weird. i am covered in stretch marks. my voice is grating. my ears stick out two miles from my head. i am always fucking sweating and i’ve been asked if i was pregnant more times than i can count. 

so, you’re right. i’m not pretty. i can’t stand the way i look.

which is why it’s so fucking important that i post “a lot” of selfies. bc, anon, you’d better fucking believe that if i look in the mirror that day and don’t cringe, i’m gonna take a fucking picture to save that tiny little second. and GOD FORBID i show the world that i posses a little self love every once in a fucking while. 

TO ANYONE READING THIS: DON’T EVER LET SOMEONE MAKE YOU FEEL ASHAMED FOR LIKING THE WAY YOU LOOK—EVEN IF IT’S JUST FOR A SECOND. IF YOU LOOK NICE, YOU TAKE THAT FUCKING SELFIE AND YOU SHOW IT TO THE GOD DAMN WORLD BC THEY DESERVE TO SEE THE GOD/GODDESS YOU ARE!

that beard finally coming in? go ahead, bro. take a selfie.

you finally got that piercing you’ve been wanting? not really my style, but you’re fucking rocking it. take a selfie.

your boobs look awesome in that shirt? take a selfie.

you finally lose or gain that weight you’ve been working on? take a selfie.

your eyeliner look awesome? your new sunglasses make you look like  a celebrity avoiding the paparazzi? you killing that tux? you feel a tiny, rare level of self love? you always on a high level of self love? you just like your face? 

TAKE A MOTHAFUCKING SELFIE!

thanks for the question, anon. this one’s for you.

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Role model

best.

And you’re fucking cute as hell - win.

Perfect. Everything in this post.

(Except the anon; fuck the anon.)

Oct 14
phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur
I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?
It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drinks.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….soda….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 
That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur

I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drinks.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….soda….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 

That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

Oct 14
phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur
I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?
It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drinks.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….soda….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 
That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur

I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drinks.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….soda….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 

That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

Oct 13
cecilyjeanne:

stunningpicture:

Moving out of the apartment

This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.

cecilyjeanne:

stunningpicture:

Moving out of the apartment

This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.

Oct 12

http://flyingflesheater.tumblr.com/post/99794707454/thebreakfastbaron-heres-what-bothers-me-about →

thebreakfastbaron:

Here’s what bothers me about all these white people up in arms about the flag burning shit in Ferguson.

Flag burning here in the states has long been a method of protest against a fucked up society and the government that doesn’t do anything about it, and in many cases is…

Oct 12

quote

Dear Bill Maher,

Okay, so you’re a racist. It was obvious to me for a long time, and now the rest of the world is realizing it. But, to quote David Spade from the great Tommy Boy, “Step 1 is identifying the problem. Step 2 is eliminating it.” I hope I can help you do that. Because, at the end of the day, despite my abrasiveness and sarcasm, I genuinely do care. And my religion tells me to.

And because I care, because I’m the good guy here, let me be blunt, even therapeutically traumatic. You are a profoundly insecure man, who badly needs a brown and authentically Muslim friend to help him through a difficult time. Not someone who bashes Islam for a fee, but someone who lives with, struggles with, and tries to understand Islam. This could make your life better.

It would help you see things. For example, that you’re a racist.
Now, I know you don’t believe you’re a racist. You think that, because you’re a liberal, you’re immune to bigotry, as if the left is a vaccination program and you’re just some kind of advocate for Obamacare, lifting up the deprived. But, then it occurred to me, maybe you just don’t know the origins of liberalism, and how it often justified radical programs of violence.

And colonialism. And oppression. Death panels, even. But actual ones. Not the imaginary friends Sarah Palin plays with in her head. In France, the left rose up against religion, and often defined itself against religion. In the 20th century, programs of militant atheism produced horrific brutality almost everywhere they went, from the Soviets to Communist China to Cambodia to North Korea.

Their ability to kill huge numbers of people in such vastly different places as Ukraine and China proves universality, which liberalism aspires to, except it’s not the nice, cuddly kind. In the Arab world, the left produced a Frankenstein of Ba’athism. From Assad’s Syria to Saddam’s Iraq, hundreds of thousands were slaughtered. Among ISIS’ top leaders, and a point no one seems to talk about, are former Ba’athists, who have changed their ideological colors but not their love of genocide. I wish more people talked about that, so people like you talked less.

Remember when secular Saddam’s tanks rolled into southern Iraq, carrying banners reading “La Shi’ata ba’da al-yawn”—not one Shi’a left after today? That wasn’t an Islamist. And Assad, who’s ethnically cleansing Sunnis? That isn’t an Islamist. But maybe you don’t know this because you haven’t spent a day with a normal Muslim. You see, we have to talk about things like this all the time, because of people like you, when we’d prefer to, I don’t know, prepare for Season 5 of the Walking Dead, or do the dishes, or have breakfast on the balcony, because we too love fresh air and food.

Now, there’s a slim to none chance that you’d invite me on your show, about as probable as the chance that the universe simply emerged into existence without some prior and necessary eternal. But then I thought, if you won’t host me, I’ll do the Muslim thing and host you. I invite you to hang out with me for a day. Drink some chai. Clear the air. Complain about politics. Watch us fall apart like traumatized little children before the shoe rack. Explain a lota.

You’ll see my day, and my life, is spectacularly mundane. I’m not oppressing anyone, and mostly I’m just wasting time on Facebook, while working hard on a novel, and finishing a memoir, and oh God my dissertation. We have some good food options, and plenty of almond milk in the fridge, because I am lactose intolerant. But otherwise generally tolerant. We could even watch Gone, Girl, the new Ben Affleck movie.

— Haroon Moghul, in his open letter to Bill Maher (via facebook)
Oct 10

failsnail:

milli-tricks:

jelenedrake:

I have a headcanon that all the environments in Dragon Age II are recycled because Varric didn’t bother to describe them in much detail. So all of  the caves, mansions and ruins looking alike is just Cassandra just imagining them all generic like.

I like this one.

“It’s a cave what more do you want they’re all just…caves” “You’re a dwarf though, aren’t caves meant to be your thing?” “No”
Oct 09

kenyatta:

sandandglass:

A Republican political ad targeted at women.

I snorted.

Oct 09

merster98:

avatargrimes:

systemofadowny:

forsciencejohn:

love-megz:

annetdonahue:

The importance of consent: a narrative.

I will forever reblog this gifset.

look at how badass she is though i mean some of it gets on her too and doesn’t even give a fuck

She pours hot liquid on her own leg she’s that badass.

fire cannot kill a dragon.

that last comment omg

Oct 09